If you’re a boy, who’s dating an Indonesian girl, read this.PHP phenomenons.. Not PHP and MySql on WordPress! ^&$%*^%$^!! Okay, okay, I’ll tell you what, PHP is Pemberi Harapan Palsu (Fake Hope Giver). Indonesian girls are like that.
In America, if you’re interested at a group band named Slipknot, you know their first album, All Hope is Gone (1999). It’s kinda like that.
So, what is PHP? Well, it’s a new-strange-love phenomenon in Indonesia. But beware! It may endanger your life! According to my counseling teacher, Ms. Nining, PHP girl is a girl who wants you to treat her all the time, like when she was shopping, or she asks you to buy her a food, go to cinema, and blah blah blah … What happened? In the end, I mean after a few months, or a few years, you got your wallet empty! And unfortunately, you’re poor! And she’s leaving you with a cynical smile! Scary, isn’t it?
So, I just wanna say, don’t serve her lust too much. I say too much, and that means, spare some of your money for her, not too much and not too little, and say, “Spend your money wisely. Money is nothing.” And for you, continue your beautiful life with your spare money that you didn’t give to her. So, good luck with your love!